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Fox News Fires Beck over Simpsons Flap

News Corp. chairman Roger Ailes announced this afternoon that Fox News Channel has severed its relationship with controversial on-air personality Glenn Beck after disparaging remarks Beck made about long time Fox Television icon Homer Simpson.

Obscure Blogger Calls Palin ‘A Retard’

Gambling that a mountain of circumstantial evidence correctly leads to the conclusion that Sarah Palin’s name has never appeared in a headline that she didn’t like, and that the former Alaska Governor will publicly respond to any controversial or politically incorrect comment which allows her to portray either herself or her family as the victim(s), a chronically underemployed liberal New York blogger today stated publicly his opinion that “the woman is a retard”.

Obama Slammed Over Pardon of ‘Remorseless’ Turkey

Former Vice President Dick Cheney warned children at a petting zoo that, “The President acting as an apologist for one of our most sacred national holidays sends a message of weakness that will only embolden our enemies and threatens the safety and security of every American.”

Glenn Beck Reveals “Infatuation” With Bi-Racial Male Politicians

Describes Obama, Limbaugh, Larry Craig as “Unreachable Stars”

Wednesday evening, in a scene eerily reminiscent of just one day earlier when he exclaimed that the President of the United States harbored “deep-seeded hatred of White people,” [such as his mother and the grandparents who raised him] and then, less than two minutes later, said, “I’m not saying he doesn’t like White people,” Fox News media whore Glenn Beck, after being pried with 2 Bartles & Jaymes [...]

Polls Show Support for Texas Secession

But polls in the other 49 states show overwhelming support for a new Texas Republic. Nearly two-thirds of adults nationwide who realize that the U.S. would lose roughly half of its current border with Mexico are willing to say ‘adios’ to the Lone Star State.