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Study: Tax Cuts Cure Erectile Dysfunction

According to a report to be published in next week’s edition of the New England Journal of Medicine, tax cuts, long touted by conservatives as a cure for every problem the country faces, may indeed provide a useful stimulus for more than just the economy.

PROGRAM ALERT: GOP to Run ‘Encore Performances’ of Opinions, Talking Points

Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele announced this morning that the GOP, its members and affiliates, will suspend offering new opinions and talking points for what he described as “the duration of the current crisis”.  Instead, he said, “Republicans will offer encore presentations of many of their most popular opinions and talking points from the past year.”

“At this time, all of our thoughts and prayers are with Rush [Limbaugh] who we are grateful to hear [...]

Obama Slammed Over Pardon of ‘Remorseless’ Turkey

Former Vice President Dick Cheney warned children at a petting zoo that, “The President acting as an apologist for one of our most sacred national holidays sends a message of weakness that will only embolden our enemies and threatens the safety and security of every American.”

Warlord Committee Awards Obama Afghan Presidency

In the latest, and perhaps biggest surprise of the end-of-year awards season, the committee representing Afghanistan’s most prestigious tribal leaders and warlords has named Barack Obama the next President of the war torn nation. The award marks the first time a leader of a nation with whom most of the country’s citizens consider themselves at war has been so honored.

An Open Letter from Alan Grayson’s Mother

When Alan told people that your children’s plan for health care was “die quickly”, he was, for all intents and purposes, saying the same thing that the Grassley boy said about him and his friends. Let’s face it, “pulling the plug on Grandma” is, in every sense, making Grandma die more quickly. So you see, our kids are 99% in agreement on this. The only difference is that Alan and his friends want every Grandma to have access to a plug in the first place.

Cheney Blasts Britain for Role in Iran Protests

“Iran is a safe, stable, thriving democracy today because their government is not afraid to do whatever it takes to protect their citizens and their way of life,” Cheney told an audience of fidgety pre-schoolers…

Conservatives Prepare for 'Holy War' Against Obama Court Pick

The Desperate Blogger has contacted prominent conservatives to get their thoughts on the candidate who could become not only the first Justice to wear their robes 24/7, but also the first whose lifetime appointment would, by all appearances, be infinite.

BREAKING NEWS: Obama Appoints Ron Kuby to Supreme Court

President Obama today announced his appointment of liberal New York attorney, Air America host, and card-carrying ACLU member Ron Kuby to the U.S. Supreme Court…

Cheney Calls for Probe of McCain, POWs

Now that we know how well these methods work, I shudder to think about the extent of the threats to our national security caused by their use on Senator McCain and countless other otherwise loyal Americans who served as prisoners of war.” – Dick Cheney

Wednesday's News In Brief

Jindal Top Choice to Deliver 2012 ‘Keynote Address’, Iran Tests First Nuclear Power Plant, GOP Reprimands Colorado State Senator, House Passes Resolution With Bipartisan Support