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EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: Rush Limbaugh’s Radical Roots

In a Desperate Blogger exclusive, we reveal the video that by their very own admission, friends of Rush Limbaugh have been keeping under lock and key.

Limbaugh: Conservatives ‘Far More Likely’ to Be Ignorant

“I fail to see how this should come as a surprise to anybody,” said Meegan Toomey, Professor of Modern Media at Pueblo State University, “After all, how else could one explain the fact that Limbaugh’s audience is 3 1/2 times as large as any radio host who makes sense.”

Obscure Blogger Calls Palin ‘A Retard’

Gambling that a mountain of circumstantial evidence correctly leads to the conclusion that Sarah Palin’s name has never appeared in a headline that she didn’t like, and that the former Alaska Governor will publicly respond to any controversial or politically incorrect comment which allows her to portray either herself or her family as the victim(s), a chronically underemployed liberal New York blogger today stated publicly his opinion that “the woman is a retard”.

PROGRAM ALERT: GOP to Run ‘Encore Performances’ of Opinions, Talking Points

Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele announced this morning that the GOP, its members and affiliates, will suspend offering new opinions and talking points for what he described as “the duration of the current crisis”.  Instead, he said, “Republicans will offer encore presentations of many of their most popular opinions and talking points from the past year.”

“At this time, all of our thoughts and prayers are with Rush [Limbaugh] who we are grateful to hear [...]

Obama Slammed Over Pardon of ‘Remorseless’ Turkey

Former Vice President Dick Cheney warned children at a petting zoo that, “The President acting as an apologist for one of our most sacred national holidays sends a message of weakness that will only embolden our enemies and threatens the safety and security of every American.”

Glenn Beck Reveals “Infatuation” With Bi-Racial Male Politicians

Describes Obama, Limbaugh, Larry Craig as “Unreachable Stars”

Wednesday evening, in a scene eerily reminiscent of just one day earlier when he exclaimed that the President of the United States harbored “deep-seeded hatred of White people,” [such as his mother and the grandparents who raised him] and then, less than two minutes later, said, “I’m not saying he doesn’t like White people,” Fox News media whore Glenn Beck, after being pried with 2 Bartles & Jaymes [...]

Limbaugh Sees Dem ‘Plot’ in Heinous Crime

… the relocating of human remains and/or the burying of more than one person per cemetery plot, known colloquially in Chicago-area interment circles as ‘redistricting’, is illegal in Illinois…

Conservatives Prepare for 'Holy War' Against Obama Court Pick

The Desperate Blogger has contacted prominent conservatives to get their thoughts on the candidate who could become not only the first Justice to wear their robes 24/7, but also the first whose lifetime appointment would, by all appearances, be infinite.

Obama Blamed for Swine Flu Outbreak

Republican lawmakers and prominent conservative media figures slammed President Obama today, accusing him of carrying the swine flu virus back from his recent trip to Mexico and using the ensuing potential health pandemic as a political tool to scare the American public into supporting his healthcare plan.

Cheney Calls for Probe of McCain, POWs

Now that we know how well these methods work, I shudder to think about the extent of the threats to our national security caused by their use on Senator McCain and countless other otherwise loyal Americans who served as prisoners of war.” – Dick Cheney