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GOP in Turmoil Over Reading of Constitution

“This is eerily reminiscent of what happened with the New START Treaty before the recess,” lamented Sen. John Kyl (R-AZ). “This is, as I’ve repeatedly warned, exactly the sort of thing that happens when a vote gets rammed through before people have had a chance to read what they’re voting on.”

Obscure Blogger Calls Palin ‘A Retard’

Gambling that a mountain of circumstantial evidence correctly leads to the conclusion that Sarah Palin’s name has never appeared in a headline that she didn’t like, and that the former Alaska Governor will publicly respond to any controversial or politically incorrect comment which allows her to portray either herself or her family as the victim(s), a chronically underemployed liberal New York blogger today stated publicly his opinion that “the woman is a retard”.

ASU Halts Recognition of MLK Holiday

Arizona State University President Michael M. Crow, still basking in the glory of his school’s biggest public relations coup since the Sun-Devil basketball program’s 1994 point-shaving scandal, today announced that the University will no longer officially observe Martin Luther King, Jr. Day.

Top Intelligence Court Affirms Warrantless Wiretapping

While the ruling in no way addresses the legality of the once-secret National Security Agency operation authorized by President Bush in which the NSA eavesdropped on the international communications of Americans suspected of ties to terrorists, it is nonetheless seen by the intelligence community as a vindication of their actions.

Paulson Approves Bailout for Adult Entertainment Industry

aying he’s “dying to find out how many of the things taxpayers have been suggesting Administration officials do are actually physically possible,” Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson today announced his approval for the bailout package requested by Hustler Magazine publisher Larry Flynt and ‘Girls Gone Wild’ producer Joe Francis.